افضل 10 نكت باالانجليزي ..

[backstreet]

السلام عليكم

كيف حالكم شباب

ممكن طلب

افضل 10 نكت بالانجليزي

مع جزيل الشكر لكم

[backstreet]

ابغي النكت باسرع وقت شباب

[ترماس]

والله انا لو كان يمديني اساعدك كنت ساعدتك

[ريانة العود]

ودي اساعدك بس ماعندي غير هذي اتمنى تعجبك

phone call
((((RING))))

***Pick Up***

"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy,
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in
the bedroom with Uncle Paul"

(After a ***brief pause***, Daddy says,)

"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"


***Brief Pause***

"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table;
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl
comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser and
now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead"


***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool?? ...

Is this 486-5731???


معليش طويله


سي يا

[ترماس]

هههههههههههه
مشكور رنوو على النكتة الرائعة

[toto93]

ههههههههههههه

مشكورة رنوو

[ريانة العود]

العفو ..

توتو الحين فهمتها يافالح!!!!

احلف؟

[backstreet]

اشكرك

رنوو

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